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  • deft troll

    Read the article (and be sad this is what stereophile has come to) - but most importantly, read the comment below. :D

    Also, apparently $75 fuses are a vital part of your system's transparency.
    I am trolling you.

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    Re: deft troll

    Great find. I wouldn't call him a troll though, his response is as valid as the review (both are BS), and he isn't trying to steal your money.

    Read it quick, it will be deleted as soon as management sees it I imagine.
    Don't even try
    to sort out the lies
    it's worse to try to understand.

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    • #3
      Re: deft troll

      “When examined closely, the atomic cores of rose quartz crystals have a very regular, ordered structure. Even the electrons around the atomic core are ordered. This uniform order is transferred to neighboring electrons, even affecting the structure of the air surround the crystals. "

      This guy is good.

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      • #4
        Re: deft troll

        Originally posted by kmibb View Post
        “When examined closely, the atomic cores of rose quartz crystals have a very regular, ordered structure. Even the electrons around the atomic core are ordered. This uniform order is transferred to neighboring electrons, even affecting the structure of the air surround the crystals. "

        This guy is good.
        Stating that the electrons are ordered in a crystal, is like stating that you're vertically oriented when standing on the ground, or that water is wet.

        Electron bonds are what form the crystal structure. The electrons can't be anything but ordered.
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        • #5
          Re: deft troll

          I am personally quite charmed that this guy is making $1100 a pop on a rock with an LED attached to it.

          Fifty bucks says that's lab-grown rose quartz! Let's expose him with X-ray spectography! Actually, X-rays probably rob the material of its vital electron-ordering properties. I am impressed the rocks know how to order electrons in such a way to improve audio, and not just randomly as some rocks are known to do.
          I am trolling you.

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          • #6
            Re: deft troll

            I dont understand why some guys are so into making sure that their AC in is so "clean" it seams to me soldering in a bigger filter cap would do much more then a few thousands dollars worth of gold plugs, expensive power cable and probably some sort of power conditioner

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            • #7
              Re: deft troll

              Originally posted by Pete Schumacher ® View Post
              Stating that the electrons are ordered in a crystal, is like stating that you're vertically oriented when standing on the ground, or that water is wet.

              Electron bonds are what form the crystal structure. The electrons can't be anything but ordered.
              That much was more than obvious. The part that got me was that the electrons are SO ordered that they make the air surrounding the crystals more ordered. I want to know how this experiment was conducted. I think it would be neat to see the process of the air in my room beginning to crystalize. CRYSTAL AIR?

              I'll just have to show this article to my future wife to explain that there really is an air diamond in that ring. If she can't see the ordered electrons I'll do an AB test on whether or not the music sounds better if she's wearing her ring.

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              • #8
                Re: deft troll

                Originally posted by kmibb View Post
                “When examined closely, the atomic cores of rose quartz crystals have a very regular, ordered structure. Even the electrons around the atomic core are ordered. This uniform order is transferred to neighboring electrons, even affecting the structure of the air surround the crystals. "

                This guy is good.
                "The etheric plane aligns at a perfect 60 degree angle to the sub-atomic
                structure of rose quartz. When placed on your head, you too will agree
                that all your music sounds $ thousands better. Incidentally, this is the
                same principle used in our proprietary cryogenically treated speaker stands".

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                • #9
                  Re: deft troll

                  My 8 year old sister is making sugar crystal suckers in class. I'll ask her to bring some home and set them in the corners of my room for an AB test. I'll let you know when I publish the results.

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                  • #10
                    Re: deft troll

                    Lol have you seen these things?

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                    • #11
                      Re: deft troll

                      At least that thing looks like science - honestly, if you just called that futurist art, I think someone would love to pay $500 for it
                      I am trolling you.

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                      • #12
                        Re: deft troll

                        I wouldn't laugh at this, the creature in the picture is obviously an alien hybrid, bringing advanced technology to us. Out of the kindness of his heart (hearts)?

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                        • #13
                          Re: deft troll

                          I sat through one of those Room Harmonizer demos at RMAF one year. It was all I could do to keep from busting out laughing. I did listen very closely when he pulled them out and put them back in, since I'm open to any possibility ... but I couldn't tell one bit of difference. Of course, there were a couple yahoos in the back row with the "Wow, what an improvement!" comments.
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                          • #14
                            Re: deft troll

                            Simply amazing. Of course anyone who has been around the audio biz for a while, has seen things like this come and go. Some like this are simply a money grab, others fall more along the lines of urban legends. Anyone remember when a green sharpie around the edge of your CD would make it sound better? Look at what a Best Buy sells "high end" HDMI cables for and all they claim it will do, is it really any different? $250.00 RCA cables? I can't remember the name, but there was some device years ago that aligned the electrons, I can't remember if it was for signal cables or speaker wire.

                            Just a thought, If a dog deuce helps a bit, what about cat? Probably need more of them but who knows. Would exotics like tigers be better? Maybe just for sitar music? Would free range poo be better the domestic farm raised poo? And, does freshness matter? Would we have a problem with the counterfeit exotic poo trade? I know I would be upset to find out my $50.00 a pound free range tiger poo was actually domestic cougar.

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                            • #15
                              Re: deft troll

                              Originally posted by djg View Post
                              I wouldn't laugh at this, the creature in the picture is obviously an alien hybrid, bringing advanced technology to us. Out of the kindness of his heart (hearts)?
                              I laughed really hard at your comment. But now I'm scared. Do you think they heard me?
                              Isn't it about time we started answering rhetorical questions?

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