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  • OT - Let's talk about non-audio snake oil

    We spend more than enough time making fun of and debunking audio snake oil. And since this place is well-stocked with a lot of level-headed individuals, our discussions don't resort to flaming or personal attacks too much. ;)

    Since I consider most of the people here very practical and intelligent, and also the fact that we come from a variety of backgrounds, I'd like to see a discussion of "snake oil" products from other industries.

    Case in point: The Fuelshark - A device meant to save you 10% on gas, and all you had to do was plug it in your cigarette lighter. This article goes through it in great depth (and a bit of humor) to explain exactly what's in there, and exactly why it doesn't work.

    Other things that come to mind are those Magnetic Ion Bracelets everyone seemed to wear during the late 90s - early 2000s. And that Airborne supplement that supposedly could keep you from getting sick "because it was invented by a teacher, so they must know all about germs."

    So what else you got? Like I said, I know people here have a variety of occupations and other hobbies, so I'm curious what you've seen.
    Isn't it about time we started answering rhetorical questions?

    Paul Carmody's DIY Audio Projects
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    Re: OT - Let's talk about non-audio snake oil

    Air Intake Electric Turbocharger

    Help our economy and environment with one of these... ;)
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      Seems like copper is the new ionic bracelet. If that's the case, I'll keep buying speakers with copper shorting rings. That way I can get lower distortion and not get back pain from building them! haha

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        I can do 40 posts on healthcare quackery, but the most blatant ones are the ones that run on TV constantly:

        - Natural male enhancement supplements that boost your prowess in bed.
        - Natural supplements that boost your testosterone and prevent aging.

        These people are still in business because some fools keep buying their products.
        Some people are addicted to Vicodin. I'm addicted to speaker building.

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          Re: OT - Let's talk about non-audio snake oil

          Craftsman damaged/stripped screw remover kits. If you have ever been fooled by one, you will understand completely.

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            Golfballs and clubs. Every season a new crop arrives claiming increased distance. If you added up all the claims made for improvement over the last twenty years we'd all be hitting 1,000 yard drives.
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              It's a marketing breakthrough!

              I was given one as a gift and I have to say it did everything they claimed.
              There's a good chance I don't know what I'm talking about.

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                Organic food labeling.
                Don't listen to me - I have not sold any $150,000 speakers.

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                  Re: OT - Let's talk about non-audio snake oil

                  How about a billet aluminum throttle body spacer for a diesel engine. Regardless of the fact the spacer slows the flow of air, diesels don't have throttles...

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                    Car paint scratch remover. Seen the commercial where the guys uses a marker to remove the scratched paint? Yea right.
                    Some people are addicted to Vicodin. I'm addicted to speaker building.

                    The Chorales - Usher 8945A/Vifa XT25TG Build
                    ESP Project 101 Lateral MOSFET Amplifier
                    LM4780 Parallel Chipamp
                    Sonata Soundbar Project
                    The Renditions - Active/Passive Towers

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                      Want to a TV product that is as good as it says?

                      The OrGreenic non stick skillet is actually fantastic.

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                        Re: OT - Let's talk about non-audio snake oil

                        How about Airborne tweeters?

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                          Deer repellent

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                              Re: OT - Let's talk about non-audio snake oil

                              Originally posted by DanP View Post
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                              - Jessi B., Saugatuck, MI

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                              Some people are addicted to Vicodin. I'm addicted to speaker building.

                              The Chorales - Usher 8945A/Vifa XT25TG Build
                              ESP Project 101 Lateral MOSFET Amplifier
                              LM4780 Parallel Chipamp
                              Sonata Soundbar Project
                              The Renditions - Active/Passive Towers

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